Giant scientist-eating shroom

Description

It's terrifyingly huge, disturbingly motile, strangely coloured and feeds on scientists that don't publish enough. When was your last publication anyway?

Confident in yourself and your braininess, you get the jump on it.

Combat Messages

Successful Attack:

• It ____, causing X DAMAGE!

Miss Messages:

• It turns yellow and falls asleep, when suddenly a short, mustachioed plumber comes along and kicks it.
• It tries to entangle you in its mycelium, but then realises it doesn't have any.
• It makes a belching sound, then starts to complain about that really bad trip the last scientist gave him.

Location(s)

• Ultraspatiotemporalanomalistics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: funky pink spores
• You acquire an item: mysterious white spores
• You acquire an item: strange green spores

Stats:

• You gain 1-6 brawn
• You gain 1-4 brains
• You gain 1-4 bravado