Heuristic Hookah

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Dude! You can't wait to put this baby to use! Better pack some snacks!

Name: Heuristic Hookah
Category: HoloPet

Hatchling: pocket hookah

Holopet-Specific equipment: disposable mini-Dic

Obtained From

• Using a pocket hookah

Effect

Get to work, spaders!!!

Attack Messages

• <Pet name> tries to convince your opponent that you're having, like, totally a fundraiser-a-thon. You know, man, to try and, like, raise money for, like, all the people that lost their crops. Your opponent considers making a donation... later.
• <Pet name> convinces your opponent that its moolah is going up in smoke!

Rewards Messages

• <Pet name> explains how the fundamentals of the combat technique of "Hit, Hit, Pass" would have worked in that fight and suddenly everything becomes clear!
• <Pet name> blows a huge cloud of smoke into your face and asks, "Do you understand now?" You smile happily and reply, "Totally."
• <Pet name> puffs away happily while you collect your loot.

Notes

• You can receive an Attack, the "loot" Reward, and one of the other Reward messages all in one combat round.
• You can receive the "loot" Reward message and not have any actual loot or moolah rewards.