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== Description == | == Description == | ||
This guy once saw a real human canvas and was inspired to become just like him. Of course, his morbid fear of needles means he won't be getting a real tattoo anytime soon. Instead, he's covered himself head to toe in really bad drawings done with coloured markers. | This guy once saw a real human canvas and was inspired to become just like him. Of course, his morbid fear of needles means he won't be getting a real tattoo anytime soon. Instead, he's covered himself head to toe in really bad drawings done with coloured markers. | ||
| + | == Opponent Level Information == | ||
| + | '''Opponent Level:''' | ||
| − | + | '''Power Level:''' | |
| − | ''' | + | |
| − | + | '''Attack Rating:''' | |
| − | + | '''Defence Rating:''' 20 | |
| − | * | + | == Scaling == |
| + | *Does this [[Opponents|opponent]] scale to you? No | ||
| + | *[[Stats|Subpoints Gain]]: Does this scale with player stats? No | ||
| + | *[[Opponent Level]]: Does this scale with player stats? No | ||
| + | *[[HP]]: Does this scale with player stats? No | ||
| + | *[[Elemental Damage Reduction]]: Y/N? If So What Kind | ||
| + | *Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind | ||
| + | *Physical Resistance: Y/N? | ||
| + | == Combat Messages == | ||
'''Initiative message(s)''' | '''Initiative message(s)''' | ||
| + | *That's weird, some of that artwork looks vaguely familiar. While you consider where you might have seen it before, he gets the jump on you. | ||
*You point out that all of the words he's drawn on himself are backwards. He looks in the mirror and says they look fine to him. While he continues to examine himself, you get the jump. | *You point out that all of the words he's drawn on himself are backwards. He looks in the mirror and says they look fine to him. While he continues to examine himself, you get the jump. | ||
| + | '''Successful Attack(s):''' | ||
| + | *He muscles up to you and punches you in the unmentionables for X DAMAGE! Apparently tattoos really do make you tough. | ||
| + | *He pins you down and starts "tattooing" your forehead. Having the word "dork" written on your faces causes your pride to suffer X DAMAGE! | ||
| + | *He pokes you in the eye with a marker doing for X DAMAGE! | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Missed Attack(s):''' |
*He notices that the sweat from this physical exercise has caused some of his tattoos to run and pauses to fix them up. | *He notices that the sweat from this physical exercise has caused some of his tattoos to run and pauses to fix them up. | ||
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*He starts to attack you but suddenly suffers from a temporary case of ink poisoning. | *He starts to attack you but suddenly suffers from a temporary case of ink poisoning. | ||
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*He decides to draw a portrait of himself attacking you on his arm instead of actually attacking you. | *He decides to draw a portrait of himself attacking you on his arm instead of actually attacking you. | ||
| + | *He tries to attack you but you distract him with a copy of "DIY Tattooist Monthly". | ||
== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
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*[[Image:cabbage.png]]You acquire an item: [[small handful of cabbage]] '''( 17% )''' | *[[Image:cabbage.png]]You acquire an item: [[small handful of cabbage]] '''( 17% )''' | ||
*[[Image:handmirror.png]]You acquire an item: [[ornate hand mirror]] '''( 10% )''' | *[[Image:handmirror.png]]You acquire an item: [[ornate hand mirror]] '''( 10% )''' | ||
| − | *[[Image:moolah.png]]You gain 35- | + | *[[Image:moolah.png]]You gain 35-74 [[moolah]] |
'''Stats:''' | '''Stats:''' | ||
| − | *You gain 1-6 [[brawn]] | + | *You gain 1-6 [[brawn]] [[subpoints]] |
| − | *You gain 1-3 [[brains]] | + | *You gain 1-3 [[brains]] [[subpoints]] |
| − | *You gain 1- | + | *You gain 1-7 [[bravado]] [[subpoints]] |
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
== References == | == References == | ||
| + | This opponent references a typical carnival sideshow attraction, a heavily tattooed person. | ||
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| + | Another reference can be seen in the opponent image itself. You can clearly see two "sword and martini guys" fighting. One of several references Paradox has used to pay homage to [http://www.kingdomofloathing.com The Kingdom of Loathing]. | ||
{{Page/QuickLinks}} | {{Page/QuickLinks}} | ||
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[[Category: Opponents]] | [[Category: Opponents]] | ||
[[Category: Combat Adventures]] | [[Category: Combat Adventures]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:48, 1 April 2014
Description
This guy once saw a real human canvas and was inspired to become just like him. Of course, his morbid fear of needles means he won't be getting a real tattoo anytime soon. Instead, he's covered himself head to toe in really bad drawings done with coloured markers.
Opponent Level Information
Opponent Level:
Power Level:
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating: 20
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? No
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
- HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s)
- That's weird, some of that artwork looks vaguely familiar. While you consider where you might have seen it before, he gets the jump on you.
- You point out that all of the words he's drawn on himself are backwards. He looks in the mirror and says they look fine to him. While he continues to examine himself, you get the jump.
Successful Attack(s):
- He muscles up to you and punches you in the unmentionables for X DAMAGE! Apparently tattoos really do make you tough.
- He pins you down and starts "tattooing" your forehead. Having the word "dork" written on your faces causes your pride to suffer X DAMAGE!
- He pokes you in the eye with a marker doing for X DAMAGE!
Missed Attack(s):
- He notices that the sweat from this physical exercise has caused some of his tattoos to run and pauses to fix them up.
- He starts to attack you but suddenly suffers from a temporary case of ink poisoning.
- He decides to draw a portrait of himself attacking you on his arm instead of actually attacking you.
- He tries to attack you but you distract him with a copy of "DIY Tattooist Monthly".
Location(s)
Rewards
You acquire an item: not-at-all-magic marker ( 20% )
You acquire an item: small handful of cabbage ( 17% )
You acquire an item: ornate hand mirror ( 10% )
You gain 35-74 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
This opponent references a typical carnival sideshow attraction, a heavily tattooed person.
Another reference can be seen in the opponent image itself. You can clearly see two "sword and martini guys" fighting. One of several references Paradox has used to pay homage to The Kingdom of Loathing.
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