Human canvas

Description

This guy once saw a real human canvas and was inspired to become just like him. Of course, his morbid fear of needles means he won't be getting a real tattoo anytime soon. Instead, he's covered himself head to toe in really bad drawings done with coloured markers.

Combat Messages

Successful Attack

• He muscles up to you and punches you in the unmentionables for X DAMAGE! Apparently tattoos really do make you tough.

• He pins you down and starts "tattooing" your forehead. Having the word "dork" written on your faces causes your pride to suffer X DAMAGE!

• He pokes you in the eye with a marker doing for X DAMAGE!

Initiative message(s)

• You point out that all of the words he's drawn on himself are backwards. He looks in the mirror and says they look fine to him. While he continues to examine himself, you get the jump.

Miss Message(s)

• He notices that the sweat from this physical exercise has caused some of his tattoos to run and pauses to fix them up.

• He starts to attack you but suddenly suffers from a temporary case of ink poisoning.

• He decides to draw a portrait of himself attacking you on his arm instead of actually attacking you.

Location(s)

• Second-hand Sideshow

Rewards

• You acquire an item: not-at-all-magic marker ( 20% )
• You acquire an item: small handful of cabbage ( 17% )
• You acquire an item: ornate hand mirror ( 10% )
• You gain 35-58 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-6 brawn
• You gain 1-3 brains
• You gain 1-6 bravado