Infinite Roll of TP

Through the use of amazingly sophisticated submolecular nano-particulate technology, this roll of TP has been engineered to ensure its supply of soft, white, lightly scented, absorbent, 2-ply tissue never runs out.

Alright, look I'll admit I have no idea HOW they do it, just believe me when I say it's true, and insert a joke about "quantum entanglement" anywhere you like.

Type: off-hand item
Defence: 80
Autosell value: N/A

Cannot be discarded
Cannot be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Outfit name:

Plural: infinite rolls of TP
Bonus: +10% to Brains, Restore +2 TP per turn, may prevent opponent attacking during combat

When It Prevents Opponent From Attacking

A stream of soft, lightly-scented tissue unwinds itself from your Infinite Roll of TP and wraps itself tightly around your opponent, preventing her from attacking you. Talk about comfort where you need it.

Obtained From

• Token Gear (TM)

Notes

• This is a Limited Edition item.
  • It was removed from the Token Gear (TM) store Sat, Feb 14, 2009.

References

Its name, TP, is a play on words of toilet paper.

Collection

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