Jogger

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Description

As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!

He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.

Combat Messages

Initiative message(s):

He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.

Jumped message(s):

He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.

Hit message(s):

He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing n DAMAGE! What a jerk!

He sissy-punches you in the <bodypart> for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk!

Miss message(s):

He flails his arms wildly at your nose but misses like the jerk that he is.

Location(s)

• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Rewards

Items:

• You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )

You gain 11-12 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn, brains, and bravado