Large pile of something gross

Description

While strolling across a peaceful green grassy area of the park, you completely fail to pay attention to where you're walking, and with a sickening *squish* noise, you step in a pile of something you more or less don't want to know about.

It's brown and sticky, but it sure doesn't look like a stick.

For some inexplicable reason, this makes it very angry. Who knew poo had feelings too?

You manage to sneak up on it.

Combat Messages

Miss Messages

It attempts to pound you in the knee but can't quite manage it!

Location(s)

• Charlie Gardens Memorial Park

Rewards

Items:

• You acquire an item: handful of "used" corn kernels ( ?% )
• You acquire an item: handful of "recycled" peanuts ( ?% )

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn, brains, and bravado

References

• Occasionally, "Oh, bother" will show up after a message in reference to Winnie the Pooh, who uses the line as a catchphrase.
• The description about being brown and sticky refers to the following subverted joke: "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick!"