Lotions and/or Potions

Listed below are all of the Lotions and Potions in the game.

Item	Name	Effect
	Burn cream	Restores 10-25 HP
	Confusing instruction manual	Restores 18-24 TP
	Discovering Geographical Mechanics magazine	Restores 30-50 TP
	Dr. Morelli's miracle elixir	You acquire an effect: Furry (5 turns)
	Funky pink spores	You acquire an effect: Pink Clouds (5 turns)
	Mysterious white spores	You acquire an effect: Furunculoidosis (5 turns)
	Ointpment	Restores 5-10 TP
	Replacement snot	Removes snotless effect
	Sham rock-hard candy	Restores all HP and you acquire an effect: Fight Clubbed (30 turns)
	Shameep	Restores all TP and you acquire an effect: The Man, Silent (30 turns)
	Short pills	You acquire an effect: Short Tempered (5 turns)
	SmrTPills	Restores 10-20 TP
	Strange green spores	You acquire an effect: Foulmouthed (5 turns)