Maurice miner

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Description

This particular miner's name may or may not in fact be "Maurice." I mean some people call him the space cowboy and others call him the gangster of love. Either way he's afflicted with a nasty speech impediment, so all anyone can figure out is that his name starts with "Muh...Muh...Muh..." and then they lose interest. Honestly, does it matter? Maurice is as good a name as any.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

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Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• While you wait for him to finish a sentence about how he's going to buh...buh...buh...hit you a lot, you get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

Failed Attack(s):

• Your opponent enters your personal space and begins to stutter sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus of love. Fortunately you can't understand a single word he utters in his pizmotality so you escape unscathed.

Location(s)

• Mine Camp F

Rewards

• miner's helmet
• You gain 56-84 moolah

Stats:

• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado

References

The part of the description that says "he's afflicted with a nasty speech impediment, so all anyone can figure out is that his name starts with "Muh...Muh...Muh..." and then they lose interest." is a reference to Morris Minor and the Majors and their song "The Stutter Rap".

The name of the encounter may also be a reference to the Morris Minor, a car.