Miner bird

Description

Scantily clad in little more than a slinky tube dress and a pair of fishnet stockings, this young lady is a gold digger in every sense of the word. By day, she slogs away in the mine trying to strike it rich. By night, she dresses up in her finest finery and tries to strike it lucky with some of the older and well-to-do male members of the mining community. You're not sure which one she's preparing to do just now but she doesn't seem to want you there.

Suddenly and without warning she produces a pickaxe. You really don't want to know where she was hiding that.

Opponent Level Information

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Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• Nonplussed and unimpressed by the revealment of her concealment, you get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

Failed Attack(s):

• The skank goes rank and rushes towards you, but her false leg comes off, and she ends up just hopping around in a circle, which is hilarious but not terribly dangerous.
• Your opponent commences what seems sure to be a terrific attack, and you plan to let her finish, but first you have to tell her about another attack that was the greatest attack of all time. Of all time! She loses interest.

Location(s)

• Mine Camp F

Rewards

• tube dress
• fishnet stockings
• You gain XX moolah

Stats:

• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado