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*He's still a bit sleepy, the poor little tyke, so you get the jump. | *He's still a bit sleepy, the poor little tyke, so you get the jump. | ||
'''Successful Attack(s):''' | '''Successful Attack(s):''' | ||
| − | + | *Your opponent whips you in the head with his blankie for X DAMAGE! | |
| + | *Your opponent punches you below the belt, because that's as high as he can reach. You take X DAMAGE. Ouch! | ||
'''Failed Attack(s):''' | '''Failed Attack(s):''' | ||
*Your opponent attempts to attack you but you grab him and throw him right over a nearby cage containing multiple large, sleeping cats and into a tank full of lewd dolphins. Oh wow, you just totally transported a miner across staid lions for immoral porpoises, you know that right? | *Your opponent attempts to attack you but you grab him and throw him right over a nearby cage containing multiple large, sleeping cats and into a tank full of lewd dolphins. Oh wow, you just totally transported a miner across staid lions for immoral porpoises, you know that right? | ||
| + | *He tries to lull you into a false sense of security by working up some crocodile tears but his tear ducts seem to be blocked with dust from the mine. No lulls. Just lulz. | ||
| + | *Your opponent seems to have lost a tooth and is too busy putting it under his pillow to attack this round. | ||
== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
*[[Mine Camp F]] | *[[Mine Camp F]] | ||
Revision as of 13:30, 6 June 2010
Description
On first inspection you notice nothing out of the ordinary in the appearance of this miner. Calloused hands, dirty clothes, face like a leather wallet... the usual. You then realise that he is barely big enough to keep his clothes from falling off his body. He can't be any more than 13 years old and unlike those sweatshops you've heard so much about, the mining industry doesn't encourage or cater for underage miners. Well not publicly anyway. Regardless, you seem to have interrupted his nappy nap time and he's not happy about it.
Opponent Level Information
Opponent Level:
Power Level:
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating:
Combat Messages
Initiative Message(s):
- He's still a bit sleepy, the poor little tyke, so you get the jump.
Successful Attack(s):
- Your opponent whips you in the head with his blankie for X DAMAGE!
- Your opponent punches you below the belt, because that's as high as he can reach. You take X DAMAGE. Ouch!
Failed Attack(s):
- Your opponent attempts to attack you but you grab him and throw him right over a nearby cage containing multiple large, sleeping cats and into a tank full of lewd dolphins. Oh wow, you just totally transported a miner across staid lions for immoral porpoises, you know that right?
- He tries to lull you into a false sense of security by working up some crocodile tears but his tear ducts seem to be blocked with dust from the mine. No lulls. Just lulz.
- Your opponent seems to have lost a tooth and is too busy putting it under his pillow to attack this round.
Location(s)
Rewards
- blankie
- Miner's coat
- miner's helmet
- You gain 46-70 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
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