Senora Shakes

Description

You've unleashed the beast of bio-exorcism. A supernatural chill runs down your spine and raises the hairs on the back of your neck, forcing those around you to jump in de line and rock their bodies in time. Sounds plausible.

Effect

• Randomly attacks in combat.
  • Attack messages:
    • A random witch doctor marches up to your opponents, sprinkles some sparkly dust in his direction and gives him a little head. In public? This causes your opponents 24 shrinkage damage.
    • A giant rattle-snake with a human-shaped head suddenly appears and bites your opponent for 23 damage!

• Randomly blocks attacks in combat.
  • Block messages:
    • A giant hand with enormous shrimp-shaped fingers grabs your opponents while ominous sounding bongo drums roll and a loud, calypso holler bursts out of nowhere. It's too loud man. Like, wow! Meanwhile, your opponents seems to have missed its opportunity to attack.

• Randomly gives you extra turns at the end of combat:
  • You're feeling fairly pleased with yourself until your case worker storms up to you and starts ranting about how you really need to stay away from the Beta Juice and learn to handle things by yourself. To help you do this she gives you 2 turns to help you figure out how to scare your opponents off on your own.

Obtained By

• Using Beta Juice for a 3rd time in one day.

Notes

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References

There are several references to the movie Beetle Juice: There is a bio-exorcist in Beetle Juice. "jump in de line and rock their bodies in time" are lyrics from The Harry Belafonte song "Jump in the Line", which was sung in Beetle Juice "Senora Shakes" is also a reference to lyrics in that song "A random witch doctor marches up to your opponents, sprinkles some sparkly dust in his direction and gives him a little head" is a reference to the movie as well, as that is how Beetle Juice's head shrinks.