Shifty-looking company-guy

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Description

You have no idea what a well-dressed guy in an expensive suit and highly polished shoes is doing in here, but he's obviously not pleased about you intruding when he's just about to fund some highly dangerous and legally questionable research.

You march up to him like you own the place. You get the jump on him.

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Jump Message:

• You march up to him like you own the place. You get the jump on him.

Successful Attack(s):

• He bashes you on the head with his briefcase for X DAMAGE. That was probably the most precious hit you've ever received.

Missed Attack(s):

• He is too busy sucking on his expensive cigar to attack.
• He swings his briefcase at you menacingly, but you duck and cover and thus render his attempt at harming you completely futile.
• He attempts to hit you below the belt, but a Briddish referee comes out and fines him for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Location(s)

• Geospatiodynamostatics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: Yellow DQS security keycard (one time drop)
• You acquire an item: exquisitely tailored leather gloves (15%?)
• You acquire an item: Veggie-Mite (TM) sandwich (25%?)
• You gain 22-34 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 4-6 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-3 bravado