Spud cannon

When doctors tell you to eat your vegetables, they don't expect them to be fired out of one of these babies at 200MPH. And I doubt your dentist would be too impressed either, if you're trying to catch them in your teeth.

Type: weapon (ranged)
Class: projectile
Hands: 2
Attack: 140
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 120

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: spud cannons
Bonus: N/A

Obtained From

• Location

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack(s)'

• BOOOOOOOM! A hot potato flies out of the cannon at incredible velocity, and hits your opponent hard in the bottom (or bottom analog) for X damage.
• Like a bird in the hand, apparently one spud cannon is worth X damage, though not in his bush.
• You launch a steaming hot potato at your opponent, which hits it hard and deals X damage.

Missed Attack(s):

• BOOOOOM! Oops, looks like you didn't screw the cap on tight, as a jet of flame shoots out the back of the cannon and deals you 2 damage!

Fumble Message(s):

References

• "Like a bird in the hand, apparently one spud cannon is worth X damage, though not in his bush" is a reference to the saying, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Collection

Spiff - 1 | Right2Wrong2000 - 1 | Sallyfox - 1