Taser

Yo, this be a regular old taser, such as you might use to tase me, bro.

Type: gadget
Defence: N/A
Autosell value: 20

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: sets of tasers
Bonus: text

Obtained From

• Bugged scientist

When Used

Successful Attack(s):

• You tase your opponent, bro, for X damage. Way to go!
• You sizzle-fo-shizzle your opponent in the nizzle for X damage! That's gotta hurt.... um, izzle.
• With a hilarious *bzzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrt* you sizzle your opponent for X damage.

Miss Message(s):

• You fail at tasing, bro.
• Your opponent refuses to be tased, bro.

Fumble message(s):

• Don't tase yourself, bro. Ooops, too late, X damage.
  

Notes

You use 1 TP every time you attack with this item.

References

"Don't tase me, bro!" is what Andrew Meyer yelled out while police officers restrained him at a John Kerry campus forum.

Collection

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