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'''Initiative Message(s) | '''Initiative Message(s) | ||
*A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump. | *A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump. | ||
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*You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump. | *You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump. | ||
'''Successful Attack''' | '''Successful Attack''' | ||
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*It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping! | *It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping! | ||
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*You are hit by a bunch of secretaries sequentially on random body parts, with each order being equally likely. OUCH! X DAMAGE! | *You are hit by a bunch of secretaries sequentially on random body parts, with each order being equally likely. OUCH! X DAMAGE! | ||
| − | + | *Out of nowhere a monkey sudenly shambles up to you, bashing you with a bunch of bananas for X DAMAGE! | |
'''Miss Message(s)''' | '''Miss Message(s)''' | ||
*Several secretaries attempt to hit you sequentially on random body parts, but step on each others toes before reaching you. | *Several secretaries attempt to hit you sequentially on random body parts, but step on each others toes before reaching you. | ||
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*The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other. | *The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other. | ||
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*A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails. | *A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails. | ||
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*Suddenly a monkey comes along, pushing a box. It ignores you completely. | *Suddenly a monkey comes along, pushing a box. It ignores you completely. | ||
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== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == | ||
Revision as of 01:30, 13 November 2009
Description
Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway?
Opponent Level Information
Opponent Level:
Power Level:
Attack Rating:
Defence Rating:
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
- HP: Does this scale with player stats?
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Initiative Message(s)
- A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump.
- You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump.
Successful Attack
- It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping!
- You are hit by a bunch of secretaries sequentially on random body parts, with each order being equally likely. OUCH! X DAMAGE!
- Out of nowhere a monkey sudenly shambles up to you, bashing you with a bunch of bananas for X DAMAGE!
Miss Message(s)
- Several secretaries attempt to hit you sequentially on random body parts, but step on each others toes before reaching you.
- The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other.
- A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails.
- Suddenly a monkey comes along, pushing a box. It ignores you completely.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: topsy-turvy toffee (20%?)
- You acquire an item: heavy handbag (25%?)
Stats:
Notes
- The secretaries part seems like "The Apprentice".
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