Toy problem

Description

Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s)

• A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump.

• You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump.

Successful Attack

• It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping!

Miss Message(s)

• The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other.

• A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails.

Location(s)

• Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: topsy-turvy toffee (20%?)
• You acquire an item: heavy handbag (25%?)

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-2 bravado

Notes

• The secretaries part seems like "The Apprentice".