Toy problem

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Description

Simple though it may sound, it is a bugger to understand. It may be a tool, it may on the other hand also be an explanation. Why not beat the crap out of it anyway?

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s)

• A whole flock of applicants for a secretarial position begin pestering you to decide which one is best suited for the job. While they're distracted, you get the jump.

• You stumble over a chessboard and fall face-first onto the eight queens riveted onto it. Funny, none of them share the same row, column or diagonal. On a side note: your opponent gets the jump.

Successful Attack

• It bashes you repeatedly for X DAMAGE. There is no optimal stopping!

• You are hit by a bunch of secretaries sequentially on random body parts, with each order being equally likely. OUCH! X DAMAGE!

Miss Message(s)

• Several secretaries attempt to hit you sequentially on random body parts, but step on each others toes before reaching you.

• The eight queens are currently busy with arguing among each other.

• A couple of secretaries have wandered off and are busily inspecting their fingernails.

• Suddenly a monkey comes along, pushing a box. It ignores you completely.

Location(s)

• Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: topsy-turvy toffee (20%?)
• You acquire an item: heavy handbag (25%?)

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-2 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-2 bravado subpoints

Notes

• The secretaries part seems like "The Apprentice".