Weak laser emitter

Robodogs are not completely useless after all! Dismantling them yields some nifty stuff, like this "laser" emitter.

Type: combat item
Autosell value: 85

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: sets of weak laser emitters

Obtained From

• Exointrinsicbiotechnomystifics Lab (parent)
  • rather annoying robodog

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack

• You direct the emitter at your opponent, who is painfully, hideously scorched. No, not really, it's just a weak emitter after all, and the damage is a pitiful (1-10).
• Seems the emitter's cheap, too, as it melts in your hand, causing you (1-5) damage.
• On the plus side, your screaming distracts your opponent.

Failed Attack

• You direct the emitter at your opponents, but it fails to have any noticeable effect on her.
• Not only is it ineffective against your opponents, but it melts in your hand, causing you damage.
• On the plus side, your screaming distracts your opponents.

References

• The description is a reference to the Ford's advertising campaign for the Ford Fiesta, in which a robotic dog was seen to mess something up, and the Ford Fiesta was compared doing something correctly, followed by the slogan "Stupid Dogbot, Clever Fiesta."

Collection

CommanderMack - 8170 | Eboli2x4 - 964 | Gurps - 456 | Death - 304 | McFeisty - 108 | Rakkasan - 90 | guymansir - 56 | INVISIBLE - 40 | Josiah - 36 | LadyDelilah - 33