Captain Commando and the League of Ordinary Gentlemen Part 37

Description

Having broken your rule which prohibits you from watching part 37 of anything, you try to cover your face so no one will recognize you as you find a seat toward the back. You're still looking over your shoulder (even though you're in the back row) as the back-story of Captain Commando is retold for the 36th time, about how he rose from just a mild-mannered free-balling clothing store clerk to a famous free-balling superhero.

Despite your most valiant efforts to remain mostly disinterested, you're sucked into the drama as Captain Commando and his unremarkable cohorts save the world from certain destruction once again. Well, maybe not destruction, but definitely some annoyance. The planet has been invaded by aliens from the distant land of Quargle, angered by the fact that Paradoxian scientists have determined that Quargle is not actually a planet.

Through a series of incredibly predictable and yet ridiculously unlikely (not to mention vague) events, that old brief-dodger Captain Commando convinces the scientists of the world to re-acknowledge the planet-hood of Quargle. Having saved the day, Captain Commando and the League of Ordinary Gentlemen assure the audience (much to your chagrin) that should the world ever need them again, they will be there. Crap.

Rewards

• You acquire an item: choc-top ice cream cone (X%)
• You acquire an item: Dixon Choc-Orange Balls (TM) (X%)
• You acquire an item: Dixon Prunets (TM) (X%)
• You acquire an item: cinema popcorn (X%)

Stats:

• You gain 7-15 brawn subpoints.
• You gain 7-15 brains subpoints.

References

• The title of the film is a reference to the comic book series and 3 films about The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• Captain Commando is supposed to be Capcom's mascot.
• Captain Commando is a leader of his 'Commando team', which may be the additional reference to the 'League...' part.
• The bit about Quargle being upset that it is no longer considered a planet is based on the downgrading of Pluto from planet to dwarf planet.
• "Going commando" and "free-balling" are synonymous.