Cheap plastic toy (recommended for ages 3 and up)

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It's a cheap plastic action figure toy thingy. It looks like there's a little spring-loaded plastic thingy in it that will shoot out some other little toy thingies if you press a button. It's too bad that the people they force to make these thingies probably aren't old enough to actually play with them, because it actually looks like fun.

Type: combat item
Defence: N/A
Autosell value: N/A

Cannot be discarded
Cannot be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Outfit name: N/A

Plural: ??
Bonus: none or not yet known

Obtained From

• Using a Chatty meal.

When Used in Inventory

After thoroughly reading the directions (that is, looking at series of pictures) you carefully point the projectile away from your face and push the button as you make a "pew, pew" sound. The little plastic toy thingy shoots out about 3 feet and lands with a satisfying "plunk." You pick up the projectile and reload it.

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack

• You hold your little plastic toy thingy, glare menacingly at your opponent and ask, "Did I fire one little plastic toy thingy projectile or none? Well!? Did I? PUNK!" While it is bewildered about what you're going on about, you shoot the projectile and hit your opponent for 15-25 DAMAGE before it lands just out of reach.
• You shoot your little plastic toy thingy's projectile thingy at your opponents and hit them causing 15-25 DAMAGE and the thingy lands just out of reach. Heh, thingy.
• Using your best foreign accent, you yell, "Say 'Hello' to my little plastic friend!" and begin maniacally firing the one round at your opponent, hitting him for 15-25 DAMAGE and landing just out of reach.

Failed Attack

• You shoot your little plastic toy thingy's projectile thingy at your opponent, but miss by a mile, with it landing out of reach. Well, actually, you only miss by a little bit, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, right?

End of Combat

• You pick up your little toy thingy's projectile and reload it.

Collection

LordCretin - 2 | unknownZ - 1