Hair Razor

An odd little film by one of Paradox City's oddest little filmmakers, Hair Razor is a confusing fusion of terror and melody. Despite the bad reviews, you've decided to see what a horror musical might look like. Now you have to live with that decision, sucker.

Tracking a group of long-haired hippies living in the city, this film at first is rather boring. I mean, come on. While the sexual revolution of four decades ago was probably pretty interesting for your parents, it was single-handedly responsible for the invention of full-body prophylactics and probably the reason you can't seem to get lucky. Even at the University.

The plot gets a bit interesting when Clyde, one of the main characters, discovers a puzzle box which opens a gateway to another dimension. It gets even more interesting for Clyde when Razorhead, a former mortal and respected barber returns to the human world with an insatiable appetite for giving military flattops to long-haired hippies. That would be bad enough, but this evil stylist prefers to keep the hair of his victims. And their heads.

You can't help but think that the director should stick to animated movies as you walk out of the cinema.

Rewards

• You acquire an item : cinema popcorn
• You acquire an item:choc-top ice cream cone

Stats:

• You gain 15 brawn subpoints.
• You gain 19 brains subpoints.
• You gain 16 bravado subpoints.

Notes

This movie played all day on Halloween 2008

References

• This references elements of 1987 horror film Hellraiser combined with 1960s hippie musical Hair.