I SAW what you did thar

You're ready. Ready for a scary treat. You wait in anticipation as the lights in the cinema go down.

As the film opens you find yourself wondering why all slasher movies have to start with a group of teenagers at Summer camp? Is that written down somewhere in Chapter One of "Horror Filmmaking for Dummies"? It must be.

You plod through the first bit of the movie as these particular teens frolic at camp, over-emoting as only teenage stars can. Turns out they're not too particular. After over-indulging in some Dixon Cider (the hard variety) they turn over the car keys to the one kid who hadn't been drinking. Unfortunately, he'd been unknowingly inhaling the fumes of a two week old head of cabbage that had rolled under his bunk and he ends up hitting a hitchhiker on their drive back home. Relying upon their keen powers of teenage logic, they decide to dump the dead body at the local garbage pit and pretend nothing happened.

Cut to the following summer and the kids are all back at camp. Things go from bad to worse as one of the teens receives a letter letting them know that "i saw what you did thar". As if the sheer anxiety of knowing that someone had seen them drinking the previous summer is not bad enough, the kids are kidnapped one by one and put through psychologically devastating tests which force them to commit unspeakable acts to save themselves from fiendish traps. You can't decide if the most horrific test in the film is where two of the kids have to saw off the tags from their own clothes or the fiendish Reverse Lobster Trap. One thing is for certain, however: the villain behind all of it has the worst grammar and spelling in the known world.

Despite the knowledge that the traps are not intended to kill anyone but simply scare them into a change of life, almost everyone dies in the end. Because, you know, that's written down somewhere in Chapter Two. The one teen who manages to survive is forever locked in a pitch black bathroom by the killer, a blogger who just happened to witness the accident the previous year and whose character isn't introduced until the final few minutes of the movie. As he exits, he leaves his final victim in the dark with the words,

"Game over, man. lolz"

Rewards

• You acquire an item: Dixon Prunets (TM)

Stats:

• You gain 11 brawn subpoints.
• You gain 13 brains subpoints.
• You gain 17 bravado subpoints.

Notes

This movie played all day on Halloween 2008

References

• This movie is a reference from the real movie I know what you did last summer
• It also references the movie Saw.
• The movie title is a reference to the motivational poster, Oh! I see what you did there.