Star-crossed scientist

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Description

The term "star-crossed" is usually applied to lovers, whose relationship is doomed from the start. In this case it means that a scientist has, more or less in vain, tried to become proficient in the complex field of astrophysiologymnometrics and was bound to fail miserably.

No wonder he's so cross.

While he glances longingly at a chart you get the jump on him.

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? No
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Jump Message:

• While he glances longingly at a chart you get the jump on him.
• While you uncomprehendingly glare at one of his complex figures he gets the jump on you.

Successful Attack(s):

• He accidentally ingests a love potion, but hits you for X DAMAGE anyway out of frustration while accusing you of wanting to marry his uncle. Ouch and ewww!
• Though your face will probably never launch a thousand ships it now receives a thousand hits and a total of X DAMAGE!
• A lion comes along while you wait by the white mulberry tree and munches on your ear for X DAMAGE!

Missed Attack(s):

• He finds a torn veil by the white mulberry tree and starts to sob.
• First he stabs you with a dagger, rather ineffectually, then swallows a black, sticky liquid from an ornate chalice.
• He seems to miss you terribly.

Location(s)

• Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: torn veil (X%)
• You acquire an item: Lab coat (X%)
• You acquire an item: Red DQS security keycard (one time drop)
• You gain 77-115 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 7-13 brawn
• You gain 3-7 brains
• You gain 3-7 bravado

References

• The hit and miss messages are references to Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".
• The lines about the lion, torn veil and white mulberry tree are a reference to Tristan and Isolde.