The Fast And The Faaabulous

Description

In an attempt to appeal to all genders (male, female and prefer-not-to-say), Paradox Studios has released this film about the things men and women love most: cars and style (respectively).

By day, twin brothers Tim and Tom are respectable hairdressers. By night, they are the two biggest players in illegal street racing. When Tim is abducted by Enrique, the new hair-wrangler in town, Tom must use all of his abilities to save his brother.

Or at least that's what it says on the poster. Now that you're halfway through the movie in the cinema, you realize that the epicness of the description should have tipped you off that the movie was going to suck. Honestly, Tim and Tom are the worst hairdressers ever. And their cars are rice-wagons. No seriously. Their cars are made out of rice. This whole "going green" thing is getting absurd.

Rewards

• You acquire an item: cinema popcorn(X%)
• You acquire an item: Dixon Prunets (TM) (X%)
• You acquire an item: choc-top ice cream cone (X%)

Stats:

• You gain 7-15 brawn subpoints.
• You gain 7-15 bravado subpoints.

References

The Title and bit of the movie info is a reference to the movie The Fast and the Furious