The Hypotenuse Blues

Description

In the middle of this pandaemonium you suddenly encounter a sobbing little scientist. He tells you that his girlfriend left him because his hypotenuse was just not the longest side of him. You are truly glad that your existence is infinitely more full of sense than this poor little sod.

Location(s)

• Trigonopolymonomathopathology Lab

Rewards

Stats:

• You gain 80-120 brawn subpoints

or

• You gain 80-120 brains subpoints

or

• You gain 80-120 bravado subpoints

References

• Pandaemonium may be a reference to "Paradise Lost", an epic poem by John Milton. In this poem, Pandaemonium is the capital of Hell.

• Hypotenuse "Blues" and being short may be a reference to Viagra. Which is blue.