Wooden boy

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As Paradox City's most amazing crime-fighter (according to you), you realise that even you sometimes need help, but since that slightly-effeminate bunny sidekick guy left, you decide this is the perfect substitute.

Name: Wooden boy
Category: HoloPet

Hatchling: Carved Child

Holopet-Specific equipment: Miniature blue superhero doll

Obtained From

• Combining LifeSpark with a Cellar door.

When Used

You place the wooden boy in your C.A.G.E.'s scanning system and press the "SCAN" button. For several seconds... oh, you know the drill. After an indeterminate amount of time, your C.A.G.E. begins to make a bunch of alarming wood-shredding noises as the the wooden boy de-molecularises and the C.A.G.E. announces, "HOLOPET SCREAMING: NOT IN THE FACE!" You watch uncertainly for several moments as your C.A.G.E. continues to make the uncomfortable sounds.

Finally, your C.A.G.E. settles down and you read the new message on the display: "SCAN COMPLETE - NEW HOLOPET SUCCESSFULLY INSTALLED!", which is terrific because your new holographic Carved Child makes a great addition to your collection.

For some obscure reason, you decide to call it "Random name". Lovely.

Notes

• Makes a Carved Child appear in your C.A.G.E.

References

• The city's "most amazing crime-fighter" and "slightly-effeminate bunny sidekick guy" refers to The Tick and his sidekick, Arthur, who's battle cry in the original comic was "Not in the Face!"
• In the "Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love" episode of the animated series The Tick, Arthur left, so The Tick made himself a new sidekick, Little Wooden Boy.

Collection

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