Zebrachaun

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Description

From the mysterious shores of Dyreland comes the magical, mystical zebrachaun who confounds its enemies by asking them, "Now, d'ye suppose I'm yellow with green stripes, or green with yellow stripes?" Hope you've got a good answer.

Opponent Level Information

Power Level: Scales with your stats

Attack Rating: Scales with your stats

Defence Rating: Scales with your stats

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Yes
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? Yes
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? Yes
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? Yes
• Elemental Damage Reduction: No
• Elemental Weakness: No
• Physical Resistance: No

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• You shine a bright light in his eyes, and he freezes where he stands.

Missed Initiative(s):

• He steps in front of the green and yellow Dyrish national flag, and you lose him. He takes advantage of this fact and gets the jump on you.

Successful Attack(s):

• Your opponent spits caustic tobacco juice at your chin for X DAMAGE! Oh, you didn't know they could do that? Perhaps you should look it up in the Encyclopedia Paradoxica.
• Your opponent grazes on your hair. Unfortunately, he doesn't stop there, and begins to graze on your ego for X DAMAGE!
• Your opponent drops to all fours, and kicks you in the chin with both legs simultaneously for X DAMAGE! Zebra kick!

Missed Attack(s):

• Your opponent attempts to lay down some Poom Shanka on you, but the move leaves him in tremendous pain.
• Your opponent wants to attack you, but seems to have lost himself in his own camouflage.
• Your opponent starts to attack, but is startled by a flock of birds taking off.

Fumble Message(s):

• Your opponent wants to attack you, but seems to have lost himself in his own camouflage.

Expired Combat Message(s):

• As everyone knows, the attention span of a zebrachaun is incredibly short. You seem to have reached his limit. He wanders off in search of greener (and yellower) pastures. Try not to take so long next time!

Location(s)

• Rogue Leprechaun Camp

Rewards

You acquire an item:

• shamrock stem
• shamrock leaf
• leprechaun hat

Stats:

• You gain 4-? brawn subpoints
• You gain 8-? brains subpoints
• You gain 10-? bravado subpoints

References

• The question regarding Green or yellow stripes is a reference to the similar question, "Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes.
• "You shine a bright light in his eyes" is based on the fact that some animals will freeze when they are hit with light especially at night.
• "Poom Shanka" is song from the album, Zebra released by the electronica band, Yello.
• To contradict realism, Ireland is renamed Dyreland.
• Encyclopedia Paradoxica sounds like Encyclopedia Dramatica.