Difference between revisions of "The urge to go for a beer"

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You are fighting the urge to go for a beer

You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow.

Matter of fact, I've got it now.

A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer.

Mmmmm, Beer!

You manage to sneak up on it.

Successful Attack:

Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice.

-- You have defeated your opponent! --

You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?

Unsuccessful Attacks:

FUMBLE!

You clumsily hit yourself in the face with your knee, causing XX damage to yourself! Fool!

It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!

FUMBLE!

With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!

YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!

It belts you in the thigh for 1 POISON DAMAGE!

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 It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
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+With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
+<font color="red"><b>YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!</b></font>
+It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font>
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