Ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors

This is a pair of ridculously oversized novelty scissors, used by important people to cut silly ribbons.

Type: weapon (weapon)
Class: knife
Hands: 1
Attack: 15
Cost of TP on use: {{{costofTPonuse}}}
Damage Type: {{{damagetype}}}
Autosell value: 20

Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be stored
Can be traded

Outfit name: {{{outfitname}}}

Plural: pairs of ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors
Bonus: none or not yet known

When Used in Combat

Successful Attack(s):

• Part of this ceremony appears to involve stabbing your opponent, dealing XXX damage and making it suffer.
• You indulge in a bit of hack'n'slash and discover that, ceremonially speaking, XXX damage to your opponent is pretty good!

Unsuccessful Attack(s):

• FUMBLE!You drop your ceremonial ribbon-cutting scissors on your arm for 3 damage!

Drop Location

• Currently dropped by The Mayor of Palookaville in the Test Fight location, but this is believed to be temporary.