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He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.
He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing n DAMAGE! What a jerk!
He flails his arms wildly at your nose but misses like the jerk that he is.
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<center>He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover. | <center>He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover. | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
| − | + | ''Jumped message(s):'' | |
| + | <center>He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you. | ||
| + | </center> | ||
''Hit message(s):'' | ''Hit message(s):'' | ||
<center>He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing '''n''' DAMAGE! What a jerk! | <center>He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the mouth, causing '''n''' DAMAGE! What a jerk! | ||
| − | He sissy-punches you in the | + | He sissy-punches you in the <''bodypart''> for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk! |
| + | </center> | ||
| + | ''Miss message(s):'' | ||
| + | <center>He flails his arms wildly at your nose but misses like the jerk that he is. | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
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[[Image:fncyshoe.png]] You acquire an item: [[fancy jogging shoes]] '''( ?% )''' | [[Image:fncyshoe.png]] You acquire an item: [[fancy jogging shoes]] '''( ?% )''' | ||
| − | [[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 11 [[moolah]] | + | [[Image:moolah.png]] You gain 11-12 [[moolah]] |
</center> | </center> | ||
'''Stats:''' | '''Stats:''' | ||
<center> | <center> | ||
| − | You gain 1 [[brawn]], [[brains]], and [[bravado]] | + | You gain 1-4 [[brawn]], [[brains]], and [[bravado]] |
</center> | </center> | ||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
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== References == | == References == | ||
Revision as of 04:49, 5 September 2008
Description
As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!
He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s):
Jumped message(s):
Hit message(s):
He sissy-punches you in the <bodypart> for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk!
Miss message(s):
Location(s)
Rewards
Items:
You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )
You gain 11-12 moolah
Stats:
Notes
References
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