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Revision as of 10:38, 28 October 2008
This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare.
Type: combat item
Autosell value: 120
Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored
Plural: Really bad jokes
Obtained From
When Used
Successful Attacks:
- You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... <Joke Question> you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. <Joke Answer> He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.
Joke Question | Joke Answer |
Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank? | He wanted to make a clean getaway! |
What has four wheels and flies? | A garbage truck! |
What do porcupines say when they kiss? | OUCH! |
What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it? | Silence! |
What is black and white and noisy? | A zebra with a drum kit! |
What do you get when you cross a computer and a dog? | A mega-bite! |
Why didn't the sheepdog pass his driving test? | Becuase he couldn't make a ewe turn! |
What do you take before every meal? | A seat! |
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? | To get away from the noise! |
What kind of cheese is made backwards? | Edam! |
What do you call a man with a car on his head? | Jack! |
Why do you go to bed? | Because it won't come to you! |
What do you call a fly with no wings? | A walk! |
Why are dogs like phones? | They got collar IDs! |
Who earns a living driving their customers away? | Taxi drivers! |
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? | Becuase DEC 25 = OCT 31 ! |
How do monkeys make toast? | Stick some bread under a gorilla! |
Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea? | One was carrying red paint and the other was carrying blue paint. All the sailors ended up being marooned! |
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? | He had no body to go with! |
What kind of dog always blame others? | A pointer! |
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall? | Art! |
Where are the Andes? | On the end of the Armies! |
What goes grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey | An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth! |
What building has the most stories? | A library! |
What's the difference between a cat and a frog? | A cat has nine lives, while a frog croaks every night! |
Why did the gum cross the road? | It was stuck to the chicken's foot! |
Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory? | Because he couldn't concentrate! |
Why did the possum cross the road? | To see his flatmates! |
What would you get if all the cars in the country were red? | A red carnation! |
Why couldn't the little girl go to see the pirate movie? | It was rated Arrrrr! |
What bird is at every meal? | A swallow! |
What kind of animal does not play fair? | A cheetah! |
Who invented fractions? | Henry the 1/8th! |
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? | Because roads weren't invented yet! |
Why is duck? | Because one of its legs is both the same and its head knocks together when it walks. |
What did the apple say to the banana? | Nothing, apples can't talk! |
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? | Freeze a jolly good fellow! |
What's brown and sounds like a bell? | Dung! |
What's green and stands in the corner? | A naughty frog! |
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? | Tooth-hurty! |
What gets wetter the more it dries? | A towel! |
What is the longest word in the dictionary? | 'smiles' - because there's a mile between each s! |
References
Notes
- Can only generate three jokes per day.
Collection
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