RCJG-4000

A futuristicky yet oddly ancient-looking device, which appears to have the sole purpose of spitting out really crappy jokes. A bit like Letterman really.

Type: device
Autosell value: N/A

Cannot be discarded
Cannot be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored

Plural: RCJG-4000's

Obtained From

• Christmas stocking
• Christmas cracker

When Used

You poke, prod, turn and generally fiddle with the device for a few seconds, eventually causing it to whirr, clatter, clank and bang into life.

After a brief, if somewhat noisy, period of time, the device spits out a short piece of paper with writing on it, before powering itself off again.

• You acquire an item: really bad joke

Notes

• The RCJG-4000 must be installed before it can be used.
• Only one RCJG-4000 can be installed at any one time.
• Was given out for Christmas 2007 and Christmas 2008
• Can only generate 3 really bad jokes per day.

References

"Letterman" refers to David Letterman, an American television host and comedian.

Collection

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