Malfunctioning geospatiodynamostatic probe

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Description

This darned thing is erratically fluttering through the department. Since everyone else seems to be too busy to stop it and shut it down you'll regrettably have to smash it to pieces.

Opponent Level Information

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Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• It's busily shedding parts. You get the jump on it.

Successful Attack(s):

• Inexplicably, an hourglass on a spring suddenly pops out of the probe and hits you right in the face for (X) DAMAGE!
• A fast core drill fails to yield any useful samples, but hurts like blazes! (X) DAMAGE!
• One of its awkwardly flapping wings suddenly comes off and hits you in the thigh for (X) DAMAGE!

Missed Attack(s):

• It completely fails to locate you and swiftly disembowels an innocent armchair.
• It rotates around itself, which leads to the detachment of several (probably very expensive) devices.
• It tries to give your navel company with what seems to be an auger, but can't handle it properly.
• It busily buzzes off, straight into a wall.

Location(s)

• Geospatiodynamostatics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: intense infrared emitter (33%?)
• You acquire an item: shiny piece of ingenious rock (25%?)

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-2 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-2 bravado subpoints