Difference between revisions of "The urge to go for a beer"
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Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice. | Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice. | ||
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You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you? | You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you? | ||
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<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> | <font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font> | ||
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It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses! | It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses! | ||
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It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font> | It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font> | ||
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Revision as of 15:35, 14 August 2008
Description
You are fighting the urge to go for a beer
You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow.
Matter of fact, I've got it now.
A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer.
Mmmmm, Beer!
You manage to sneak up on it.
Combat Messages
Successful Attack(s):
Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice.
-- You have defeated your opponent! --
You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?
Unsuccessful Attack(s):
FUMBLE!
You clumsily hit yourself in the face with your knee, causing XX damage to yourself! Fool!
It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
FUMBLE!
With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!
It belts you in the thigh for 1 POISON DAMAGE!
FUMBLE!
Somehow, you manage to stick your pick right up your nose. Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose in public? You just did 3 damage to yourself!
It tries to whack you in the groin but fails, dismally!
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