Difference between revisions of "The Mayor of Palookaville"

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Description

You are fighting the mayor of palookaville

Palookaville is a small town somewhere between Upper Kumbuckta and Kickadogalong. It's not hugely prosperous, but they've been known to make quality cans of whoop-ass, one of which the mayor would like to open for you.

You surprise him!

Combat Messages

Location(s)

Demo Location

Rewards

You gain XX moolah

Stats:

You gain XX brawn
You gain XX brains
You gain XX bravado

Notes

References

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 == Combat Messages ==
-'''Successful Attack(s):'''
-Like a bird in the hand, apparently one padded stick is worth XX damage, though not in his bush.
-<font color="green"><b>-- You have defeated your opponent! --</b></font>
-"In your face!" you shout, gleefully, before checking the area out for loot.
-'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
-You fail to hit him!
-<font color="red"><b>YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!</b></font>
-He whacks you in the knee for XX DAMAGE!
-He pounds you in the thigh for XX DAMAGE!
-<font color="red"><b>-- You just got the snot beaten out of you! --</b></font>
 == Location(s) ==