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He shouts at you angrily, and starts waving his arms about, but isn't used to all that upper-body activity and has to pause for minute to recover.
He shouts at you angrily - something about failing to beat his "personal best" - and lunges toward you.
He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the Body parts, causing n DAMAGE! What a jerk!
He flails his arms wildly at your Body parts but misses like the jerk that he is.
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− | <center>He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the | + | <center>He swings his arm wildly and hits you in the [[Body parts]], causing '''n''' DAMAGE! What a jerk! |
− | He sissy-punches you in the | + | He sissy-punches you in the [[Body parts]] for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk! |
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− | <center>He flails his arms wildly at your | + | <center>He flails his arms wildly at your [[Body parts]] but misses like the jerk that he is. |
− | He tries to punch you in the | + | He tries to punch you in the [[Body parts]] but his upper-body strength leaves a lot to be desired. Jerk |
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Revision as of 02:13, 13 September 2008
Description
As you wander around aimlessly, you encounter a jogger who seems annoyed to find you blocking his path. You can see he's at the peak of physical fitness. For a jogger anyway.. You know, scrawny arms, shin splints, fallen arches, even a mild case of jogger's nipple. What a jerk!
He doesn't look like he's going to be too much trouble.
Combat Messages
Initiative message(s):
Jumped message(s):
Hit message(s):
He sissy-punches you in the Body parts for 2 DAMAGE! Jerk!
Miss message(s):
He tries to punch you in the Body parts but his upper-body strength leaves a lot to be desired. Jerk
Location(s)
Rewards
Items:
- You acquire an item: super-duper-hyper-color t-shirt ( ?% )
- You acquire an item: ridiculously loose shorts ( ?% )
- You acquire an item: fancy jogging shoes ( ?% )
You gain 11-12 moolah
Stats:
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