Urge to go pantsless

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Description

All of a sudden a strange ray of pink light hits you. It's emanating from one of the strange devices over in that corner. No, that one.

Man, you really need to take off your pants RIGHT NOW! Assuming, of course, that you're wearing any. Doesn't matter, it's the urge that's the problem.

You hold on tightly to your pants and get the jump on it!

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Jump Message:

• You hold on tightly to your pants and get the jump on it!

Successful Attack(s):

• It tries to make you rip your pants right off. You resist the urge, but strain your muscles for X DAMAGE!
• You struggle with yourself to keep your pants where they are and hear your joints crack, doing you X DAMAGE!
• It urges you in the nose for X DAMAGE!

Missed Attack(s):

• It takes a closer look at the pants you're wearing (or not) and retches.
• It tries to urge you in the Body parts, but just can't.
• You struggle with yourself to keep your pants on, and eventually have them stay where they are.

Location(s)

• Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

Rewards

• You gain 23-34 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 1-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-2 bravado