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Revision as of 05:36, 14 October 2011
Description
While strolling across a peaceful green grassy area of the park, you completely fail to pay attention to where you're walking, and with a sickening *squish* noise, you step in a pile of something you more or less don't want to know about.
It's brown and sticky, but it sure doesn't look like a stick.
For some inexplicable reason, this makes it very angry. Who knew poo had feelings too?
You manage to sneak up on it.
Opponent Level Information
Opponent Level:1
Power Level:
Attack Rating:1
Defence Rating:0-1
Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? No
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? Y/N
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
- HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Elemental Damage Reduction: No
- Elemental Weakness: No
- Physical Resistance: No
Combat Messages
Successful Attack(s):
- It pounds you in the groin for (X) DAMAGE!
Failed Attack(s):
- It attempts to pound you in the knee but can't quite manage it!
- It tries to whack you in the bum but isn't a very good whacker and misses!
- It tries to pound you in the ankle but isn't a very good pounder and misses!
- It tries to whack you in the elbow but fails, dismally!
Location(s)
Rewards
Items:
- You acquire an item: handful of "used" corn kernels ( ?% )
- You acquire an item: handful of "recycled" peanuts ( ?% )
Stats:
Notes
References
- Occasionally, "Oh, bother" will show up after a message in reference to Winnie the Pooh, who uses the line as a catchphrase.
- The description about being brown and sticky refers to the following subverted joke: "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick!"
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