Difference between revisions of "The urge to go for a beer"

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You are fighting the urge to go for a beer

You can get it hacking. You can get it slashing. You can get it chasing a cow.

Matter of fact, I've got it now.

A long, hard day's adventuring needs a big, cold beer.

Mmmmm, Beer!

You manage to sneak up on it.

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 == Combat Messages ==
-'''Successful Attack(s):'''
-Your attack your opponent for XXX damage. That wasn't very nice.
-<font color="green"><b>-- You have defeated your opponent! --</b></font>
-You perform a gloating happy-dance over your fallen opponent. Humble, aren't you?
-'''Unsuccessful Attack(s):'''
-<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
-You clumsily hit yourself in the face with your knee, causing XX damage to yourself! Fool!
-It tries to belt you in the bum but isn't a very good belter and misses!
-<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
-With some amazing (and unnecessary) contortion, you manage to drop your thigh on your leg, doing yourself 1 damage in the process!
-<font color="red"><b>YOUR OPPONENT SCORES A CRITICAL HIT!</b></font>
-It belts you in the thigh for 1 <font color="orange"><b>POISON DAMAGE!</b></font>
-<font color="red"><b>FUMBLE!</b></font>
-Somehow, you manage to stick your pick right up your nose. Don't you know it's rude to pick your nose in public? You just did 3 damage to yourself!
-It tries to whack you in the groin but fails, dismally!
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