Star-crossed scientist

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Description

The term "star-crossed" is usually applied to lovers, whose relationship is doomed from the start. In this case it means that a scientist has, more or less in vain, tried to become proficient in the complex field of astrophysiologymnometrics and was bound to fail miserably.

No wonder he's so cross.

While he glances longingly at a chart you get the jump on him.

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Successful Attacks:

• He accidentally ingests a love potion, but hits you for 4 DAMAGE anyway out of frustration while accusing you of wanting to marry his uncle. Ouch and ewww!

Miss Messages

• He finds a torn veil by the white mulberry tree and starts to sob.
• First he stabs you with a dagger, rather ineffectually, then swallows a black, sticky liquid from an ornate chalice.

Location(s)

• Astrophysiologymnometrics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: torn veil (X%)
• You acquire an item: Red DQS security keycard (one time drop)
• You gain 17-24 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-2 bravado

References

The hit and miss messages are references to Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".