Really bad joke
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This is a small piece of what looks like ticker-tape, with poorly-printed text on it - most likely a very, very bad joke. Now you know what happens to the leftovers when the monkeys are done writing Shakespeare.
Type: combat item
Autosell value: 120
Cannot be discarded
Can be autosold
Can be traded
Can be stored
Plural: Really bad jokes
Obtained From
When Used
Successful Attacks:
- You take out a really bad joke, clear your throat and start reading... <Joke Question> you ask your opponent. He stares at you blankly. <Joke Answer> He continues to stare at you for a few seconds before the incredible lameness of the joke hits him like a truck-full of really heavy bricks. Your opponent has just suffered 21-33 GROAN DAMAGE. The bad joke fails to survive the attack and disintegrates in your hands.
Joke Question | Joke Answer |
Why did the thief shower before robbing the bank? | He wanted to make a clean getaway! |
What has four wheels and flies? | A garbage truck! |
What do porcupines say when they kiss? | OUCH! |
What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it? | Silence! |
What is black and white and noisy? | A zebra with a drum kit! |
References
Notes
- Can only generate three jokes per day.
Collection
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