"magic" fridge

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Description

The DQS scientists thought it might be fun to use their knowledge and skills to create a fridge that they could hide their lunch in so it wouldn't get stolen all the time. They created a revolving wall with an identical fridge on either side and gave the one they would store their lunch in a personality chip. The personality they gave it was "guard dog". As usual, things didn't go quite according to plan. Go ahead ... try to open it.

Opponent Level Information

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Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• You quickly whip the doors open and start snacking happily. Oh, and you get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

Failed Attack(s):

• Your opponent would attack you but seems to have frozen and needs to take some time to defrost.
• Your opponent pauses to tell you a joke:
  • "Why did the girl fall off her bike?... Because someone threw a fridge at her!
  • "What's blue and white and sits in trees?... A fridge wearing jeans!"
• The fridge ejects a number of raw eggs. They miss you and land on a nearby counter top where they smash and instantly start frying. Odd!

Location(s)

• Kitchens

Rewards

• mixed olives
• stick of butter
• Squirti-Whip
• Naive spring water
• probably milk
• wedge of cheese
• You gain XX moolah

Stats:

• You gain XX brawn
• You gain XX brains
• You gain XX bravado