"unicorn"

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Description

In a last-ditch effort to drum up business, the carnival has pulled out all the stops. This one should definitely have had the "STOP" left in. Anyone who can't see that this "unicorn" is actually a goat with a carrot stapled to its head is a complete tool. And whoever did the stapling is even worse, cuz that goat is MAAAAAAD.

Opponent Level Information

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Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• While it's busy flaring its nostrils and stamping its hooves you get the jump.

Successful Attack(s):

• It decides you look remarkably like the fool that stapled a carrot to its head and charges at you, slamming into your arm and causing X DAMAGE!
• It spins its head around in circles, hypnotising you with the carrot and then jabs you for X DAMAGE!
• It kicks your Body parts for x DAMAGE!

Missed Attack(s):

• The goat tries to butt your Body parts but fails, dismally!
• The goat attempts to gore you with its mighty horn but the carrot falls off.

Location(s)

• Second-hand Sideshow

Rewards

• You acquire an item: carrot ( 27% )
• You acquire an item: half-chewed towel ( 15% )
• You acquire an item: big bloomers ( 31% )
• You acquire an item: small handful of cabbage ( 15% )

Stats:

• You gain 2-7 brawn subpoints
• You gain 1-4 brains subpoints
• You gain 1-4 bravado subpoints

References

• A unicorn is a mythological animal, that is, a horse with a horn.
• This opponent seems to be a reference to the "unicorn" featured in Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus and created by Oberon Zell-Ravenheart by altering the horns of a young goat.