Acolyte of pseudoscience

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Description

Right in the middle of a science department too! You'd better kick him out of here quick. Just in case he installs some zero point energy device in here or releases a UFO or - heaven forbid - connects electromagnetism to gravity.

While he busily assembles a Tesla coil you get the jump on him.

Opponent Level Information

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Successful Attack

• He throws a couple of laundry balls at you which fail to make your laundry clean, but hurt when they hit you, doing X DAMAGE!

Missed Message(s)

• He attempts to poison you, but a homoeopathic dilution is probably not the best choice for that endeavour. Unsurprisingly, nothing happens.

• He starts to levitate, but is now unable to hit you.

• He performs some psychic surgery on your bum, but you spot a sponge and call him a quack.

Location(s)

• Exointrinsicbiotechnomystifics Lab

Rewards

• You acquire an item: weird stone (17%?)
• You acquire an item: lucky tie (10%?)
• You gain 22-34 moolah

Stats:

• You gain 2-4 brawn
• You gain 1-2 brains
• You gain 1-2 bravado

References

The reference to Tesla can be found here