Acolyte of pseudoscience
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Description
Right in the middle of a science department too! You'd better kick him out of here quick. Just in case he installs some zero point energy device in here or releases a UFO or - heaven forbid - connects electromagnetism to gravity.
Opponent Level Information
Opponent Level:
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Scaling
- Does this opponent scale to you? No
- Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? No
- HP: Does this scale with player stats? No
- Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
- Physical Resistance: Y/N?
Combat Messages
Jump Message:
- While he busily assembles a Tesla coil you get the jump on him.
- While you busily explore the content of your nose he gets the jump on you. And that's gross by the way.
Successful Attack
- He throws a couple of laundry balls at you which fail to make your laundry clean, but hurt when they hit you, doing X DAMAGE!
- He channels your-in-law-to-be who smacks you on the head for your dishonourable intentions toward their offspring doing X DAMAGE!
- He mutilates some crops and tries to form you into a circle, which is a rather painful experience and does X DAMAGE!
Missed Message(s)
- He attempts to poison you, but a homoeopathic dilution is probably not the best choice for that endeavour. Unsurprisingly, nothing happens.
- He starts to levitate, but is now unable to hit you.
- He performs some psychic surgery on your bum, but you spot a sponge and call him a quack.
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Rewards
- You acquire an item: weird stone (17%?)
- You acquire an item: lucky tie (10%?)
- You gain 106-158 moolah
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Notes
References
- The reference to Tesla can be found here
- Pseudoscience is defined as a body of knowledge, methodology, belief, or practice that is claimed to be scientific or made to appear scientific, but does not adhere to the scientific method,lacks supporting evidence or plausibility, or otherwise lacks scientific status.
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