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== Combat Messages == | == Combat Messages == | ||
− | He takes an extremely average swing at you which you're easily able to dodge. | + | *He takes an extremely average swing at you which you're easily able to dodge. |
− | He tries to make himself taller by walking on [[stilts]]. Unfortunately for him this seems to require a fair amount of concentration and co-ordination, and he doesn't have time to attack you. | + | *He tries to make himself taller by walking on [[stilts]]. Unfortunately for him this seems to require a fair amount of concentration and co-ordination, and he doesn't have time to attack you. |
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+ | *This guy also appears to be rather average at tying his shoe laces as he trips over them on his way to attack you. | ||
== Location(s) == | == Location(s) == |
Revision as of 18:09, 7 October 2008
Description
What do you get when you cross the world's shortest man with the world's tallest woman? Apart from some amusing mental images, you get this guy.
Growing up in the shadow of his famous parents (especially his mother) has made him rather irritable, despite their attempts to give him some of the spotlight. It's not their fault no one wants to spend moolah to see "The Amazing Average-Sized Man".
Along with his height, his reflexes appear to be pretty average too, and you get the jump on him.
Combat Messages
- He takes an extremely average swing at you which you're easily able to dodge.
- He tries to make himself taller by walking on stilts. Unfortunately for him this seems to require a fair amount of concentration and co-ordination, and he doesn't have time to attack you.
- This guy also appears to be rather average at tying his shoe laces as he trips over them on his way to attack you.
Location(s)
Rewards
- You acquire an item: stilts
- You acquire an item: small handful of cabbage
- moolah
Stats:
Notes
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