Angry horde

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Description

(While wearing the Monstrous Monstrosity outfit 2014 ='As you clomp along, silently contemplating the bleakness of existence and the absurdity of the cosmos, you hear angry shouts rapidly approaching from behind you. It seems that your appearance has spooked the townsfolk and you find yourself suddenly confronted by an angry horde bearing an assortment of quaint, rustic weapons and flaming torches. You find this somewhat strange in a modern society but decide it is too much of a hot topic to try and convince this group of your world view.'

(While wearing the Vampyric Vestments outfit 2015= ' You are a true creature of the night, all flappy and fangy, and feeling more dapper than any pretend vampire... sorry, vampyre... has ever been before you. Sadly, it appears that the townsfolk have found your presence threatening (albeit somewhat sexy) and have decided to come after you, bearing an assortment of quaint, rustic weapons and flaming torches.'

You are fighting an angry horde

Opponent Level Information

Opponent Level:

Power Level:

Attack Rating:

Defence Rating:

Scaling

• Does this opponent scale to you? Y/N? (Appears to)
• Subpoints Gain: Does this scale with player stats? Y/N?
• Opponent Level: Does this scale with player stats? Y/N?
• HP: Does this scale with player stats? Y/N?
• Elemental Damage Reduction: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Elemental Weakness: Y/N? If So What Kind
• Physical Resistance: Y/N?

Combat Messages

Initiative Message(s):

• You flap your cloak menacingly and cause the horde to stop in its tracks, giving you the element of surprise. 2015

Missed Initiative Message(s):

• You try to run, but stumble over your gigantic clompy boots and the horde quickly catches up with you. 2014
• You attempt to flap your cloak menacingly, but end up wrapping it around yourself and stumbling badly. 2015

Successful Attack:

• The smallest member of the horde steps forward, stares you in the eyes and bravely says, "I'm not afraid of you, monster!" He swings a punch directly at your face. You catch it easily in your hand and look at him, laughing. He then kicks you right in the groin for 211 DAMAGE! Yeah, should've seen that coming.
• A member of the horde steps forward, swinging his flaming torch in your face. Like a sophisticated man-about-town, you quickly do a two-step backwards, dodge the flames and impale your knee on another horde-member's pitchfork for X DAMAGE. Ritzy!
• Several members of the horde start jabbing you with their pitchforks. Many of them get stuck in you and you begin tearing them out in a rage, only to bleed everywhere for X DAMAGE!

Missed Attack:

• The horde begins to chant, "Kill the beast! Kill the beast! Kill the beast!" You figure that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, so you join in the chant, and start helping them hunt for... well... you.

Fumble Message(s):

• You engage the horde in a debate regarding the fact that you cannot possibly be a monster even though you look like one, because you're heavier than wood, and therefore not, in fact, a duck. They seem nonplussed.
• You run straight into the horde and hide yourself in the seething mass, shouting "Look! Over there!" They seem to buy it, and completely ignore you for the time being.
• The horde begins to chant, "Kill the beast! Kill the beast! Kill the beast!" You figure that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, so you join in the chant, and start helping them hunt for... well... you.

Expired Combat Message(s):

• A horde like this has a limited attention-span, and it seems this one has reached its limit. They disperse and wander off.

Location(s)

• Halloween 2014
• Halloween 2015

Rewards

• You acquire ? Flaming torch of intolerance 2014
• You acquire ? Meyer's Amulet of Tri-Light‎‎ 2015
• You acquire 2500 Moolah

Stats:

• You gain X Brains subpoints (sample: Brawn: 79 Brains: 146 Bravado: 76)
• You gain X Bravado subpoints (sample: Brawn: 25 Brains: 33 Bravado: 41)
• You gain X Brawn subpoints

Notes

• Gives scaled stat gains and a static moolah drop.
• Can only be defeated once, but will be encountered repeatedly till defeated.

References

• The second hit message refers to the '"Puttin' On the Ritz" song-and-dance number performed in the movie Young Frankenstein.
• The first fumble message refers to the defense of a woman accused of witchcraft in the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.