Annoying tourist
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Description
You're approached by an overweight middle-aged man and his utterly unappealing wife, who are both wearing matching loud shirts and fanny-packs and who seem to be thoroughly lost. He takes out a phrasebook and proceeds to ask you loudly, slowly and annoyingly HOW... TO... GET... TO... BUS... STATION.
You stare at him blankly.
He pulls a phrasebook from his fanny pack and tries again... "Hovercraft minn er fullur af friði?"
Clearly, this guy isn't from around here.
Combat Messages
Jump Message
- You realise that helping lost tourists is part of your "civic duty", but you're not feeling particularly civic today and think that "duty" is only a word that sounds a bit dirty if you say it just right. Basically, you don't care and feel like beating up on this fool is going to be a lot more fun. You get the jump.
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Rewards
- You acquire 1 Fanny pack XX&
- ? Moolah
- You gain ? Brains subpoints
- You gain ?1?Bravado subpoints
- You gain ?1? Brawn subpoints
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