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{{Summary/Items/Weapon | {{Summary/Items/Weapon | ||
| − | |imagename= | + | |imagename=bumbatteringbat.png |
|description=You don't actually want to think about the original purpose of this... thing. It looks just perfect for hitting stuff really hard – let's leave it at that. | |description=You don't actually want to think about the original purpose of this... thing. It looks just perfect for hitting stuff really hard – let's leave it at that. | ||
| − | |type= | + | |type=Melee |
| − | |class= | + | |class=Club |
| − | |hands= 2 | + | |hands=2 |
| − | |attack= 15 | + | |attack=15 |
| − | |damagetype= | + | |costofTPonuse=N/A |
| − | |autosell= 30 | + | |damagetype=[[Physical damage]] |
| − | |discarded= | + | |autosell=30 |
| − | |autosold=Can | + | |discarded=Cannot be |
| − | |stored=Can | + | |autosold=Can be |
| − | |traded=Can | + | |stored=Can be |
| − | |plural= | + | |traded=Can be |
| − | |bonus= | + | |outfitname=N/A |
| + | |plural=bear bum bum-battering bats | ||
| + | |bonus=N/A | ||
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== Obtained From == | == Obtained From == | ||
| − | *Long Wood | + | *[[The Long Wood]] |
| − | + | **[[Bear bum]] | |
== When Used In Combat == | == When Used In Combat == | ||
| − | Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact! | + | '''Successful Attack(s):''' |
| + | *You barbarically bat them in the bum (or bum-equivalent) for X damage. | ||
| + | *You blow, blow, blow him down and gently hear him scream; merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily because of the X damage you just dealt. | ||
| + | *Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact! | ||
| + | '''Missed Attack(s):''' | ||
| + | *You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that. | ||
| + | *Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent. | ||
| + | * While you struggle to lift the bat, your opponents have ample time to move completely out of range. | ||
| + | '''Fumble Message(s):''' | ||
| + | * Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage. | ||
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== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
== References == | == References == | ||
| + | *One of the attack messages is a reference to the song "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" | ||
| + | *Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! is a reference to the South Park Underpants Gnomes business plan which is Phase 1: Collect Underpants,Phase 2: ?, Phase 3: Profit! | ||
| + | *The miss message 'You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.' is relating to souse battering, or spousal abuse, where the common phrase is "that's harassment and I don't have to take it." | ||
| + | *"Step one: Cut a hole in the bat." is a reference to the SNL sketch [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_in_a_Box Dick in a Box], featuring The Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake. | ||
== Collection == | == Collection == | ||
| − | <center><CollectionInfo> | + | <center><CollectionInfo>3a254cf9fab4dfd2eca661963f6f76ba</CollectionInfo></center> |
{{Page/QuickLinks}} | {{Page/QuickLinks}} | ||
[[Category: Weapons]] | [[Category: Weapons]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Equipment]] | ||
| + | [[Category: Items]] | ||
Latest revision as of 05:03, 11 November 2014
You don't actually want to think about the original purpose of this... thing. It looks just perfect for hitting stuff really hard – let's leave it at that.
Type: weapon (Melee)
Class: Club
Hands: 2
Attack: 15
Cost of TP on use: N/A
Damage Type: Physical damage
Autosell value: 30
Cannot be be discarded
Can be be autosold
Can be be stored
Can be be traded
Outfit name: N/A
Plural: bear bum bum-battering bats
Bonus: N/A
Obtained From
When Used In Combat
Successful Attack(s):
- You barbarically bat them in the bum (or bum-equivalent) for X damage.
- You blow, blow, blow him down and gently hear him scream; merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily because of the X damage you just dealt.
- Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! – equivalent to X damage, to be exact!
Missed Attack(s):
- You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.
- Step one: Cut a hole in the bat. No wait, that's not right. While you're repairing the hole you just made, you lose your opportunity to hit your opponent.
- While you struggle to lift the bat, your opponents have ample time to move completely out of range.
Fumble Message(s):
- Your heavy bear bum bum battering bat falls out of your weak grip and bruises your toes for X damage.
Notes
References
- One of the attack messages is a reference to the song "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
- Step one: Hit it! Step two: ???? Step three: Pain! is a reference to the South Park Underpants Gnomes business plan which is Phase 1: Collect Underpants,Phase 2: ?, Phase 3: Profit!
- The miss message 'You try to batter your opponent's bum, but he/she just won't be battered like that.' is relating to souse battering, or spousal abuse, where the common phrase is "that's harassment and I don't have to take it."
- "Step one: Cut a hole in the bat." is a reference to the SNL sketch Dick in a Box, featuring The Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake.
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